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Nursery Rhymes

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 24, 2012, 10:41 PM
Okay, is it just me, or are nursery rhymes really, really morbid and wrong? Remember "Rock-a-bye Baby?"

"Hush-a-by baby
On the tree top,
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock."

Aw, it starts out all innocent and lovely, aye? Then:

"When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will fall baby
Cradle and all."


WHAT THE HOLY MARACROONERY.

You sing a baby that song. You put the baby in a lovely scene where he's rocking gently on a treetop to the sweet lulling breeze. And then the freaking bough breaks and the baby plummets to his flipping death.

And what about "London Bridge is Falling Down"?

Holy crap, you DO NOT want the London bridge to be falling down.

Then there's "Jack and Jill"

""Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after"


He broke his crown. His head. And there was this bit about him having his head wrapped up and Jill smirking and their mother beating her up because of that smirk.


And "Goosey Goosey Gander"

"Goosey goosey gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs."


What is wrong with the people who wrote all the nursery rhymes? They are so morbid.

  • Listening to: come on down
  • Watching: doctor whoooooooooo FLESH AND STONE
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TiaVon Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I can't stop singing "London Bridge is Falling Down" :iconfuuuplz:
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chibiphlosion Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
=A=;; I remember in a high school history class....we saw an example of an old alphabet book that had stuff like D is for Death... yeah, those people sure were morbid, but I guess without modern technology, mortality rates were high so they were desensitized...
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JellyPhoenix123 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
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XI9-SenjiSwag-6IX Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
THE F**K....? FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME lol! :D
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VideoAngel Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist
They were desperate for rhymes I suppose. Catchy but highly inappropriate.
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AshiKitsuneChan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Isn't jack and Jill about the king and his wife who got beheaded??? (forgot who tho.)
And ini mini miny moe was something rasist long time ago..
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SunsetTheDragon Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omfg o_O
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StarrBerry Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This actually makes me want to look into Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
hehe
> w >
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bedheadomega Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
you forgot about ba ba black which has now been banned in nuserys
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0okami-Rei Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
W-what.
What?! It was banned?!
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